Tyson sir

Rav as we all call Ravelino De'souza was this roundish sort of guy who had a ponytail. Now this guy was a senior to us and went by the alias "tyson". All seniors were into having aliases as they served a dual purpose. One, the juniors only knew you by your alias and and so it was hard for them to identify to any officials who it was that subjected them to ragging. Secondly, it served the purpose of creating an image of terror or fear in the minds of juniors. Names like "badshah khan sir", "nana sir", "akbar sir". etc... were ubiquitous. Anyways I digress, So Rav was this golu molu pony tail toting cute sa senior who was literally a terror among the first year students. His favourite dialogue used to be Bhen-ch** FE and its complementary gali Ma-C** FE. Of course now Rav is every bit as cute and as cuddly as he looks but at that time none of us knew him so well and he was busy trying to intill fear into all first year students.

So there we were about a week before our freshers party and ragging was in full swing. So all seniors were making the rounds of FE hostel. So this one guy got it into his head to get all of the first year students into one room i remember it was Toshal Burde's room and all of us were dressed in formals. Every persons dress code was checked and everyone was asked to stand to attention. Imagine a room jampacked with first year students all standing to attention in formals and in walks Tyson.
Now when so many juniors get together someone is bound to laugh. Usually it was Shetty. Shetty had this uncontrollable need to snicker at the most opportune moments, and this would land everyone who was with him at that time in trouble. You would think whats so funny about the situation.. you are being ragged out of your butts and all of a sudden you hear Shetty snickering and this would almost always drive any senior including Rav(Tyson) absolutely hog-wild causing the rest of the party to burst out into a snickering fit. So in walks Rav and is ordering people about trying to get everyone to march for some weird reason and you can hear Shetty snickering in the back. (We are like, sala hasna hai to dil me has na bahar nikal ke sala sab ko hasata hai aur sabki vaat lagata hai....)
So anyways Tyson(Rav) hears snickering and knows its Shetty, and launches into the longest cussing spell I have ever seen or heard in my life... I swear in all honesty he must have cussed BC*** FE, MC*** FE at least for a half hour if not more. That sorted everyone out and everyone quiet down allright, but Shetty got some special treatment from Tyson for that. So that was Rav or shoudl I say Tyson Sir's intro to all you guys....